VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES:

The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white... --- Hue Gogh

The real obnoxious brother... --- Please Gogh

The brother who ate prunes... --- Gotta Gogh

The Uncle who worked at a convenience store... --- Stop N' Gogh

His dizzy aunt... --- Verti Gogh

The cousin who moved to Illinois... --- Chica Gogh

The cousin who lived in Mexico... --- Amee Gogh

He also had a Mexican relative... --- Grin Gogh

The nephew that drove a stage coach... --- Wells Far Gogh

The uncle who was constipated... --- Cant Gogh

The aunt who loved ballroom dancing... --- Tan Gogh

His ornithologist uncle... --- Flamin Gogh

His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyst... --- E. Gogh

His cousin who loved tropical fruits... --- Mang Gogh

And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking... --- Whey Too Gogh

His bouncy young nephew... --- Poe Gogh

His disco-loving sister... --- Go Gogh

And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van... --- Winnie Bay Gogh

The grandchild that loves waffles... --- Letgo Ofmyegg Gogh



13 Jun 1999

return to
TrueHumor Collection
my home page