The Theology of Toys

Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

Hedonism - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.

Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Anglican - They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

Amish - Electric toys are surely a sin.

Baptist - Once played, always played.

Atheism - There is no toy maker.

Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

Evolution - The toys made themselves.

Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.

Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...

15 Jun 1999

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