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Top Ten Reasons You Should Tithe 10. Your church started a new stewardship drive -- every time you give, your chances of winning increase! 9. The choir has started wearing their bathrobes during the service. 8. The last few Sunday's the Treasurer has gotten up half way through the service and turned the heat off. 7. The Preacher has worn the same suit every Sunday for the past three years. 6. The Deacons are starting to drool and growl as they collect the offering! 5. The offering plates have been sold and replaced with ice cream buckets. 4. The Treasurer has started wearing sackcloth and ashes! 3. You tried to call the Church Office last week but found that the phone's been disconnected! 2. Parking meters had to be installed in the church parking lot. 1. As a Christian you understand the privilege it is to have a partnership in the Gospel! -- 1997 by Grant MacDonald 13 Jun 1999 <table border=3 cellpadding="5" cellspacing="8" bgcolor="#ffffcc"><tr> <td><a href="index.htm">return to TrueHumor Collection </a></td></tr> <tr><td><a href="http://www.interactingwithjesus.org"> my home page</a></td></tr> </table> </div><center> </BODY></HTML>