LORD HELP ME.........

Lord help me to relax about insignificant details
   beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 AM PST.

Lord help me to consider people's feelings,
   even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

Lord help me to take responsibility for my own actions,
   even though they're usually NOT my fault.

Lord, help me to be more laid back,
   and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

Lord give me patience,
   and I mean right NOW!

Lord help me not be a perfectionist.
   (Did I spell that correctly?)

Lord, help me to finish everything I sta

Lord, help me to keep my mind on
   one Th -- Look, a bird -- ing at a time.

Lord help me be less independent,
   but let me do it my way.

Lord, help me slow down

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