HYMNS OF THE TRADE:

Contractors Hymn - The Church's One Foundation
Bakers Hymn - I Need (knead) Thee Every Hour
Dentists Hymn - Crown Him with Many Crowns
IRS Hymn - All to Thee
Ophthalmologists Hymn - Open My Eyes that I Might See
Tailors Hymn - Holy! Holy! Holy!
Weather Forecasters Hymn - There Shall be Showers of Blessing
Shoppers Hymn - By and By
Golfer's Hymn - There is a Green Hill Far Away
Politician's Hymn - Standing on the Promises




If you MUST speed on the highway -- sing these hymns loudly:

at 45 mph....
"God Will Take Care of Me"

at 55 mph....
"Guide me, O Great Jehovah"

at 65 mph....
"Nearer My God to Thee"

at 75 mph...
"Nearer Still Nearer"

at 85 mph...
"This World is not my Home"

at 95 mph....
"Lord, I'm Coming Home"

at 100 mph....
"Precious Memories"


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