Someone collected half dozen of the choice excuses people have offered to policemen for a car accident:

- "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

- "I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident."

- "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

- "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

- "The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

- "Suddenly a tree was there, where no tree had been before!"

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